Funny new baby card on a white background scattered with multicolored pastel stars, four large pastel circles in a two-by-two grid showing cute kawaii-style icons with bold sans-serif labels: pink circle with a baby bottle reading EAT, blue circle with a swaddled sleeping baby reading SLEEP, yellow circle with a diaper reading POOP, and teal circle with recycling arrows reading Repeat

Eat Sleep Poop Repeat Funny New Baby Group Card

$4.99 USD per card

The newborn routine is universal and this funny new baby card nails every stage of it. Playful icons and a perfectly honest timeline capture the true story of life with a new arrival from morning to night.

Gather the whole group to sign and give the new parents a well-earned laugh between the feeds.

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